Chucky Poo
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| Chucky Poo | |
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| Subtitle | The Great Mighty Poo |
| Location | Poo Mountain (Sloprano) |
| Difficulty | Medium |
| Additional Info | Only Rare character with a singing role |
Chucky Poo (also reffered to as The Great Mighty Poo) is a boss in Conker's Bad Fur Day and Conker: Live and Reloaded.
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Biography
Chucky Poo is a giant, opera-singing turd who enjoys sweetcorn. He has also been known to kill dung beetles.
Chucky is quite unique in that he sings an opera during his boss fight.
In both games, he is found in the Sloprano chapter, inside the poo mountain. A dung beetle tells you the story of how his friends were killed by "this thing [that] came outta the shite," which turns out to be Chucky Poo. When Conker gets close to the where the Poo is hiding underground, he demands, "Brrrring me some sweetcorn!" and proceeds to slap his hand on the ground. After giving him six total pieces of sweet corn, he rises up dramatically, holding the final sweetcorn, swallowing it and singing.
Chucky Poo's Lament
Here is a (censored) transcription of the Mighty Poo's song, titled, (according to the credits) "Chucky Poo's Lament." Lines that are in parenthesis and itallicized are said by Conker.
Verse 1
Ahem-hem.
Mi mi miiiii....
I am the Great Mighty Poo,
and I'm going to throw my sh*t
at you!
A huge supply of tish,
comes from my chocolate starfish.
How about some scat,
You little tw*t!
Verse 2
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in!
Sweetcorn is the only thing that makes it through my rear!
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
Have some more caviar!
Verse 3
Now I'm really getting rather mad!
You're like a niggly, tickly, sh*tty little tagnut!
When I knock you out with all my bab,
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
(Your butt?)
My butt!
(Your BUTT?!)
That's right! My BUTT!
(Ech...)
MY BUTT!
(Ugh!!!)
MY BUUUUUUUUUUTT!!!
Defeat
Aaah! You cursed squirrel, look what you've done!
I'm flushing, I'm flushing!
Oh, what a world, what a world...
Who'd have thought a good little squirrel like you could destroy my beautiful clagginess?
Aaaah! I'm going! Ohhhhh! Ahhh! Nooo! Ohhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
(Huh huh! Now that's what I call a bowel movement!)
Strategy
The Mighty Poo is a simple enough boss. There are four rounds. In the first part of all of them, you must avoid the pooballs he flings at you until he begins singing arias. ("A-aaaa-aaah!") Once he's doing that, you must head to a context-sensitive pad and hit B. Conker will pull out a giant toilet paper roll, which you toss into the Poo's mouth. If you are successful, he will begin coughing and hacking violently.
In the first round, you need to throw toilet paper at him once. After that, he'll destroy the first context-sensitive pad, so you must move on to the next one. In the second round, two hits are required, however, the Mighty Poo is faster, and after hitting him once, you must go through another bout of pooballs. The second pad also becomes useless after this round, so move to the next one. The third round requires three hits, and the same rules as round two apply. After this round, the poo will sing one big, long aria, effectively breaking the glass blocking a toilet chain and a wad of cash.. The fourth and final round requires you to avoid the pooballs while running to the chain, jump, and pull it, flushing the Mighty Poo for good.
Trivia
- When Chucky Poo is flushing, the speech he screams is a parody of the Wicked Witch's death in the classic The Wizard of Oz movie.
- Chucky is the first and so far only character to ever have a singing role in a Rare video game..
